ZombieSkater

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

I’m really leaning toward child psychology as a career. If I pursue it and Miranda and I are still together, we will be the cutest couple ever haha. She’s going to school for elementary special Ed and ill know how their brains work. Not to mention, we’d be awesome parents haha.

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE:

• rob a daycare center
• recite the first 100 digits of pi
• fling poo at each other
• play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant
• stare at each other for 5 days straight

I love the little things they slip into supernatural that are doctor who references.

halfdeadands0alive:

froggyflan:

I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like

Have you ever seen Peter Pan

She tries to MURDER WENDY

MURDER

also she’s a jealous monster

why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality

and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”